Holy Crusaders! Protecting us from the crude-lewd invaders! I feel as if at some point I can expand upon this and make it into a satirical cartoon series! Regardless I've noticed voice actors and actresses have been advertising themselves on Newgrounds which makes total sense to me as "animators" and even game designers are in constant need of VA talent. Sure, some voice samples I've heard are "lewd". Then again many of the flash animations I've seen on here are equally lewd! You would think people who do not like the range of "Rule 34 content" would simply adjust their viewing settings accordingly to avoid this stuff. But nope,the puritan trad-cucks (A term I'm not being "political" with as much as I'm using it to simply describe people who complain about things whilst demanding censorship as opposed to simply avoiding content they dislike.) have to insert their 10 cents,moaning and bitching about how voice-acting samples are not "true content" and how Newgrounds is falling just like Rome fell. I'm led to believe these people "never" visited here back in the day during which point not much was very different. If they are in fact old-timers then "they" must have changed. Regardless, I don't give two fucks. Tell the pope to bite my ass!

"Don't fret precious, I'm here

Step away from the window, go back to sleep

Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils

See, they don't give a fuck about you like I do

Count lies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep

Count lies like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps, like sheeps

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums

Count bodies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep)

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep)

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep

Go back to

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep,

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep,

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep,

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep,

Go back to sleep

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep (Go back to sleep)

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep, like sheep (Go back to sleep)

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep)

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep)

Go back to sleep

Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums (Go back to sleep)

Go back to sleep

I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons

I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason

I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son

They're one in the same

I must isolate you

Isolate and save you from yourself" ~A perfect circle